Life Mirrors the Simpsons

I think we’ve seen something like this before. Burns (choosing a cow to kill): I’ll have that cow. (waiter kills cow) Oh, didn’t put much of a fight. I’ll have that cow. (waiter kills another cow) Hmm. Why don’t you pick a cow for me? (waiter, annoyed, kills another cow) On second thought, I’ll just [...]

Sunday Bloody Sunday

This is an amazing edit job.  I can’t imagine how tedious this had to have been.

Steve With More Oddities

I happened across this oddity on a local news site, but apparently it’s a far reaching phenomenon. Clicking through their site led me to this tidbit. Of course, it all leads back to Star Wars somehow. You must be patient with these….

Nazi Cat

No real excuse to post this…

Irony Defined

This must be a joke. The American Civil Liberties Union is weighing new standards that would discourage its board members from publicly criticizing the organization’s policies and internal administration. “Where an individual director disagrees with a board position on matters of civil liberties policy, the director should refrain from publicly highlighting the fact of such [...]

Interesting Things #3

Lileks again, with the Grooviest Hotel Ever. Well worth the time.

Interesting Things #2

James Lileks is a great read each day, but this is some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen in a long time. Check out the Gallery of Regrettable Foods. My two favorites so far are “Meat! Meat! Meat!” and “Knox Gelatin.”

Stupid.com: Screaming Scream Pillow

Stupid.com: Screaming Scream Pillow Gotta get one of these…

Stampede!

Va. Laptop Sale Turns Into a Stampede – Yahoo! News In the absence of meaningful blogging, I feel I should at least provide some basic entertainment links…

Only guarantee my cuckoldry the safety!

Matthew in Beirut: Backstroke of the West Go forth and read. This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

An old video, still creeping me out.

Fatboy Slim – Weapon of Choice Video

Best eBay Item Ever!

eBay item 5789263206 (Ends 20-Jul-05 14:15:15 BST) – Death Star Home Cinema Subwoofer Check out the questions. Q: Will you ship to America? A: Shipping to the US will cost ~$500 according to Fedex / UPS website. I will ship to the US if the buyer covers the cost of shipping. Q: is the speaker [...]

The Germans Certainly Understand Capitalism

German man cans car exhaust to feed GDR nostalgia – Yahoo! News You gotta love this! A German man has canned the noxious-smelling exhaust fumes of East Germany’s cult Trabant car and is doing a brisk trade selling the scent to those nostalgic for the former Communist state. Imagine the hassles with the hydrocarbon nazis [...]

The Ayn Rand Christmas Carol

Remakes of a Christmas Carol Ayn Rand: The ruggedly handsome and weirdly articulate Ebeneezer Scrooge is a successful executive held back by the corrupt morality of a society that hates success and fails to understand the value of selfishness. So Scrooge explains that value in a 272-page soliloquy. Deep down, Scrooge’s enemies know that he [...]

Bad Day I can’t stop

Bad Day I can’t stop laughing….I hope no one was hurt.

Happy FUN BALL! I meant

Happy FUN BALL! I meant to link to this in relation to the Mr. Clean Eraser…just remembered, and it’s never too late to improve a post, right?

Slashdot | Neal Stephenson Responds

Slashdot | Neal Stephenson Responds With Wit and Humor A great Q&A with Neal Stephenson. It’s LONG, but worth reading.

Swimming through the Spin: These

Swimming through the Spin: These aren’t the Droids I’m voting for John Kerry as C-3PO…

Power Line: Doonesbury On Kerry

Power Line: Doonesbury On Kerry in 1971 Click on the strip…Just thought it was funny.

The Onion | Kerry Unveils

The Onion | Kerry Unveils One-Point Plan For Better America The Onion! “‘During his term in office, George Bush has relentlessly continued to be president – despite the clear benefits to America his absence would bring to the lives of citizens everywhere,’ Kerry said. ‘My one-point plan for America highlights the sort of change that [...]