Leftists Unhinged
First Unhinged Leftist : “I think we should, like, take over a gas station and not let anyone buy gas.”
Second Unhinged Leftist: “That would be neato. We could send our message that Amerika procures unsustainable resources without having to acknowledge the negative impact these resources have on the environment.”
First Unhinged Leftist: …
Second Unhinged Leftist: …
First Unhinged Leftist: …
Second Unhinged Leftist: “Like, what did I just say?”
First Unhinged Leftist: “I don’t know, but I felt righteous listening to it.”
Second Unhinged Leftist: “And we should take over the gas station on the hottest day of the year. I’m sure the customers will understand our protest and join with us.”
Voice Inside Second Unhinged Leftist’s Head: “But what about private property rights?”
Second Unhinged Leftist: “Gimme another hit on that bong.”
(With apologies to Jeff Goldstein).
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