Metaphorical Suicide By Blog

Step 1: Threaten the children of someone you don’t agree with. Step 2: Get forced to resign from your teaching job for your comments. Step 3: Blame the other party for manufacturing the whole thing and doctoring the evidence of your threats. Step 4: Refuse to shut up about the incident. Amazing.

The World Cup of Coin Flipping

So the so-called biggest sporting event in the world comes down to a silly progression of ‘kick the ball into a gaping net while a poor goalie flops like a fish in an impossible situation’? This is what we are supposed to be excited about? What, the guys can’t play to sudden death, even if [...]