Spock’s Beard

I woke up this morning feeling better. The cold still lingers, but I can see that I’ll be back to normal in another day or so. I have that slight flush of energy in the wake of the cold, but I know it will dissipate by noon or so.

Unfortunately, I failed to consider the possibility that this cold would somehow cast me into an alternate reality where everything is opposite of what it should be.

Every American taxpayer would get a $100 rebate check to offset the pain of higher pump prices for gasoline, under an amendment Senate Republicans hope to bring to a vote Thursday.

Obviously, something is really screwed up about this. Or I’m sicker than I thought. Or I will be soon, once this sinks in.

Blah. I should go back to bed.

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